We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness in Tea!
If you still wonder:
Who has the most tea friendly policies?
Who can provide the cleanest water?
Who is most committed to a 'No tea drinker left behind' education program?
Who will spread tea samples around?
Who will win the war on bad taste?
Here is my endorsement.